成人笑话|The first time 首次

The first time, the second time, the third time

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.

Their domestic tranquillity^{1 had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.}

Well, it dates back to our honeymoon^{2, explained the lady. We visited the Grand Canyon3 and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule4. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled.}

My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time.

My husband promptly^{5 removed a revolver from his pocket and shot him.}

I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'

首次，第二次，第三次

一对夫妇在庆祝他们的金婚纪念。镇上的邻居都交口称赞他们的家庭和睦，于是一位当地报纸的记者前来采访，以希探索他们长久和睦婚姻是什么原因。

这得从大家蜜月旅游说起，太太讲解道。大家当时去大峡谷旅游，各骑一条驮骡行走在峡谷底部。走了不多远，我老公的驴绊了一跤。

我老公平静地说首次，继续走了一段后驴又绊了一跤，我老公依然平静地说第二次，当大家走了半英里，驴绊了第三次。

我老公飞速掏出手枪射去世了驴。我开始抱怨老公，不该这么对待驮骡。他平静地看着我，说首次。